i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
"These people think Lincoln started the Civil War because the North was ready to kill to end slavery, when the truth was the South was ready to die to keep slavery. You’re welcome, libertarians: I just unfucked your facts." -Larry Wilmore
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
whoever wrote this character was high as a kite
Fun Fact: This was Josh Gad improvising. He apparently improvised most of his lines, which left the animators with the task of animating whatever Josh Gad’s heart desired.
this just makes olaf 765234% better